The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.
"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"
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When something is disformed, it is not in the form you would normally associate with it.
A proper confusing word that sometimes confuses the confusee.
A proper confusing word that sometimes confuses the confusee.
Thats disformed!
(To be used in all circumstances, even when it has no relevance to the current sentance.)
(To be used in all circumstances, even when it has no relevance to the current sentance.)
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2.) If your like my partner, you'll occassionally forget words so new ones just spurt out. I liked this one LOL.
2.) If your like my partner, you'll occassionally forget words so new ones just spurt out. I liked this one LOL.
"You're looking particular disterned"
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a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!
the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'
the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!
the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'
the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!
jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...
john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...
judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...
john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...
judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
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