jack diddly dipshit

The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity

Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit

by Jessikernville May 20, 2014

dishing out pasty

when somone is flirting with another person.

"mike is flirting with that girl" said nick, "oi mikey, stop dishing out pasty" nick shouts. mike replies, "what ever mate"

by goodall-RUU April 17, 2008

dipshitopia

A state of maximum stupidity resulting from the congregation of dip shits.

Sorry I'm an hour late. I got stuck in a dipshitopia on the LA freeway.

by badlizard August 17, 2011

dipshit

Someone who many people loathe and would like to see disapear from the planet earth. A person who lives to create havock for others. A person who is despised as a human being.

Vitale is a such a dipshit no prospects. Why dosent he just vaporize himself and call it a day?

by Gunssa January 10, 2008

Dipshit

1. a moron
2. an ignorant asshole
3. any person that labels themselves after music genres
4. a good percentage of the american public
5. a very nice word Maynard from Tool uses very well in describing people from L.A.
6. President Bush

You're a fucking dipshit if you think Bush is running the country well.

by Jesus January 16, 2004

Dipshit

A person that asks the same question twice, then rephrases it again for a third time just to cause you mental anguish.

STFU you stupid dipshit you've just asked me that question.

by sonny82 September 11, 2009

Dishin out dimes

To give an assist in basketball

Tom: Hey did you see D Will last night, he had 15 assists!
John: Yeah, he was dishin out dimes left and right!!!

by B ball king February 18, 2010