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derka scooter

The act of giving a girl anal sex while holding her hair with two hands in a handle bar position until she starts farting uncontrolably and sounds like a moped.
Did you hear casmo gave that bitch the Derka Scooter all night long then drove her home on his goped?
by Creature Mcgivins April 9, 2008
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dickalogna

/dikˈalōnē/

noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else

verb - to pontificate and do absolutely nothing useful

adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time

exclamation - used alone or as a noun or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.
The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour long meeting today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!
by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017
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Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.
Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!
by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015
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dickabetes

Dickabetes (noun) ;

Pronounced (dik-a-bee-tees)

When a girl feels she will die if she doesn't get a penile injection.

One type of treatment is administered orally. It is classified as a DCI (dickabetical cumsulin injection). A DCI is administered when the female is giving oral sex. Once the male is seconds from cumming in the mouth of the person suffering from dickabetes, he injects himself with an insulin needle then transfers the insulin through his giz into the woman's mouth.

Failure to treat a DCI will result in dickococcal pneumonia. Dickococcal pneumonia leads to serious depression or even death.
That girl keeps looking at my crotch. I think shes suffering from dickabetes.
by Shasta P. McNasty May 28, 2016
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Dickable

Used to describe a female that is desiberable for sex.
"Shit man, Julie is so dickable! I'd bang her all night!"
by long jon silver November 28, 2007
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darkata

a femine man that tends to wear undersized pink tank tops,
and engages in same sex relations, for items of loot and typically has people randomly roll for positions
by gjon September 9, 2006
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Dickable

" She's so dickable. "

This example shows a person's interest in having sexual relationships with said female.

" Man , your mother is so dickable , even a british gentleman would lose his monocle for her vagina. "

This example shows that the example's friend is so attractive, a nice gentlemen with posh attitude would get jiggy with it.
by DoucheBagWhoWantsANewMeme August 10, 2009
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