Blue Shell Distance

Originated from Mario Kart Wii; where the player in first has such a huge lead, they would hold on to it even if hit by a blue shell or 2.
Generally means that the one in first has an obnoxiously enormous lead.

Josh has Blue Shell distance, there is no way we can catch up.

by Alchem1st December 9, 2008

Distance

The biggest cock-block in all existence. Ever.

"I wish I could date that blogger."
"Don't you guys live over 3,000 miles away?"
"Yeah..."
"Distance is such a cock-block."

by an angry Internet user October 9, 2011

long distance relationship

A long distance relationship requires strong bonds and truthfullness as well as honesty. It requires two people who truely heart *Second Deffinition* or love each other. There are many levels of "Long Distance Relationships" ranging from hours away to states away or even countries away.

Gates: Hey How are you in that one girl
Phillip: We're doing great our long distance relationship is working out fine
Gates: Thats great man

by Jonathan Drake April 10, 2007

distance running

the toughest kind of running. much tougher than sprinting. 90% mental, 10% physical, 100% insanity. can you handle it?

distance running is awesome!

by runnerchick1 February 17, 2009

Dingsta

A dingsta is someone who was brought up in the suburbs, preferably in a middle to upper class family, who in some situations acts like they are from the hood.

Al: "Whatup playa, waz good witchu son, how da hood treatin' youze?"

Brook: "You're a straight up dingsta right now!"

by Charles My Helmut January 18, 2009

Dick distance

The amount of new dicks you need to get in you, before you can consider yourself "over" your ex. Measured in inches/feet.

I reckon I need about 3 feet of dick distance from Steve.

by Tee4535 June 24, 2017

Emotionally Distant

when you either are too afraid to show your emotions or are afraid to commit to anything.

I’m sorry but i can’t do this, I’m emotionally distant.

by 123momimnotfine July 12, 2018