Dildo McGee

A computer virus on your computer that causes a dildo to appear on your screen every five minutes and in a raspy voice say, "dildooo mcgeeeeeee".

Bob: Aw man I can't get rid of the dildo mcgee virus its making my mom think I'm watching gay porn.
Ryan: At least you don't have the blumpkin mcgee virus...

by Blumpkinpants122 December 30, 2010

Dragon dildo

A type of dildo that will shred your ass hole into oblivion if you're into that, especially if you have a reptilian fetish.

"That dragon dildo tore up my ass so good." Girl 1
"Can I borrow it for a day?" Man 1

by SteveSpangler February 14, 2017

dildo-based titillation

A mating process used by Abdoes which involves the use of tits, with organic dildoes as nipples, pumping repeatedly to engage in sexual intercourse.

That Adbo used dildo-based titillation on your mom!

by Marxfjr January 29, 2009

Dikdo

1. The mixture of a dick and dildo.

2. A mold of one's dick.

3. Chopping off an erect mans penis thus having a dildo instead.

Girl 1: IM HORNY AHHHHHH

Girl 2: Yo girl you gotta holla at a dikdo. FUCKS MY SHIT UP!!

by bumblebee booty April 18, 2009

dildock

Noun.
1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.

Bobby Joe's ass is an international dildock. He gets visitors from all over the globe!

by ultimate_agp October 17, 2006

Dildo Hump

Humper donald duck

Hi Mr. Dildo Hump

by PoopyBug January 23, 2017

dildology

the study of dildos or dildo like substances

i got my Phd in dildology over the sumer

by jawn jawnson December 15, 2007