Diddlen

The reference to the action of pedophila, but used as a noun, not as a verb. Almost as a type of "drug" closely related to Riddlen. In many occastions it is used to discretly talk in public about the action, wether in the past, present, or future tense.

Pedophile A to Pedophile be in a crowded room of Non-Pedophiles.

A:"I was recently perscribed Diddlen from my doctor, I almost overdosed last night while babysitting."
B:"While volunteering at my church's nursery, I popped a few Diddlen myself."

One friend speaking sadly about his convicted pediophilic grandfather to another friend around a stranger.

Friend 1: "My grandfather abused Diddlen, he's now in jail."
Friend 2: "Thats sad, who caught him?"
Friend 1: "My cousin, his granddaugher."
Stranger: "I wonder if I need to use Diddlen, I've never heard of this drug..."

by Red Phoenix1 August 14, 2009

kid diddler

See Catholic priest.

Theat kid diddler tooks the form of the catholic priesthood!!1

by PissLip March 26, 2008

P'diddle

missing a front headlight or a white light

That pinto's got a p'diddle.

by dust bunny November 9, 2002

Diddle-Dicking Around

Wasting your time doing something, when you're supposed to be doing something else.

Dad: Quit diddle-dicking around, we've got to go!
Son: Yes, dad..

by BANDG33K_2009 March 26, 2011

diddle-wiff

When you finger a woman, then proceed to rub your fingers under a friends nose

John just diddle-wiffed me and now my nose smells of vagina

by Kcasllab October 5, 2010

diddle kids

Something Frank does NOT do!

Frank: Do not diddle kids. It's no good diddling kids. I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter. No little kids, gotta be big. Younger than my wife, older than my daughter.

by Someone other than you. April 18, 2017

Diddle Dew

Pussy juice. When she makes that pussy so wet from diddling herself that it’s dripping down her legs.

I could see the diddle dew glistensing on her inner thighs.

I went down on her and slurped up her sweet diddle dew.

by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017