by theresamarie May 12, 2009
Get the Diafff mug.1. Unpredictable bowel movement usually accompanied by fierce groans.
--Almost always leaves your toilet in a state of no return.
--You will find yourself bracing your body against anything possible to put up a fight.
2. Eerie fluid that explodes out of your anus as if propelled by small amounts of C4. After effects include watery eyes and sighs of relief. Odors linger for hours.
--Almost always leaves your toilet in a state of no return.
--You will find yourself bracing your body against anything possible to put up a fight.
2. Eerie fluid that explodes out of your anus as if propelled by small amounts of C4. After effects include watery eyes and sighs of relief. Odors linger for hours.
When you have to poop so bad you can't even run to the toilet in fear of blowing out your britches. (It is recommended to take slow, small steps in precaution of explosive diaheria.)
When you finally get to the toilet, you may hesitate for a few seconds in fear of the explosive diaheria.
-Our bathroom will never be the same because of your repulsive, explosive diaheria. Fu*k, it smells like butt in here.
When you finally get to the toilet, you may hesitate for a few seconds in fear of the explosive diaheria.
-Our bathroom will never be the same because of your repulsive, explosive diaheria. Fu*k, it smells like butt in here.
by El Platapi May 5, 2009
Get the explosive diaheria mug.Die in a fiery car crash, an acronym used when messing around with your friends who are annoying you or saying stupid things. Some people consider this a religion but this is just straight foolishness. If someone tells you that their religion is now DIAFCC, the appropriate response would, ironically, be "DIAFCC!"
Dude, I'd fuck a fat chick if I got the chance...
NASTY! DIAFCC, man! Jesus!
Hey, your acne today isn't terrible at all or anything *chuckle*
DIAFCC bitch! *grin*
I converted to DIAFCC the other day, it's even listed as my religion on facebook!
Dude shut the fuck up, DIAFCC. *laughter*
NASTY! DIAFCC, man! Jesus!
Hey, your acne today isn't terrible at all or anything *chuckle*
DIAFCC bitch! *grin*
I converted to DIAFCC the other day, it's even listed as my religion on facebook!
Dude shut the fuck up, DIAFCC. *laughter*
by zomgittai December 27, 2008
Get the diafcc mug.Free Shit Army slacker: "My unemployment benefits need to be extended another 52 weeks or else I can't afford my internets and cable TV."
Person with job who supports family: "DIAFAEABOD."
Person with job who supports family: "DIAFAEABOD."
by GorgeousGeorgeInAustinBitches December 7, 2011
Get the DIAFAEABOD mug.Johnny covers himself in glacial acetic acid and lights a match.
Johnny is (diacf) dying in a chemical fire.
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Son to mother: "Mom, your hair looks like shit today."
Mom to son: "Oh Honey, DIACF."
They both chuckle as Mom saturates Johnny with hydrazine. She then kicks him into the fireplace and laughs.
The chemicals turn Johnny into a human emulsion.
Johnny is (diacf) dying in a chemical fire.
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Son to mother: "Mom, your hair looks like shit today."
Mom to son: "Oh Honey, DIACF."
They both chuckle as Mom saturates Johnny with hydrazine. She then kicks him into the fireplace and laughs.
The chemicals turn Johnny into a human emulsion.
by bdigi October 18, 2008
Get the DIACF mug.diaherrea so heinous that it's sufferers would gladly swap for ebola herpes in a fruitless bid for temporary relief.
The Coroner surmised that the victim had eaten the diafluchhous brownie batter and thus was discovered open-mouthed and doubled over much the same way as a rat full of D-Con
by joshster August 19, 2007
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