Ranch delivery device

n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad.

"Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my Ranch Delivery Device?"

by tsukiatari March 27, 2007

anti-gypsy device

An effective and potent weapon. A bat, gun, knife, sword, stick, axe, rock, etc. to dispatch gypsies when meeting face to face. Always carry one when in Europe.

I shot the gypsy with an anti-gypsy device, my pistol.

by Adam H September 2, 2008

marital device

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

by Scott trowbridge July 6, 2006

denizen

An animal living under new foreign control.
Someone who frequently visits a place.

Denizen:

Caged animals brought to the U.S. to be displayed at a zoo in Chicago.

An insect returning to its host.

by Dadelvs December 15, 2010

device

A line of shit told to gullible dumb asses.

“He'll spend a lot of time controlling the border. He may not spend very much time trying to get Mexico to pay for it. But it was a great campaign device.” -- Newt Gingrich

by Expat Chronicles November 16, 2016

Dooms Day Device

The fictional device that the Russians had in Dr. Strangelove that would automatically set off if the USA ever attacked the Soviet Union. It's detination would destroy the entire world. The reasoning was that it was a whole lot cheaper to make it and threaten the world then try to keep up in Arms Race, Space Race and Peace Race against the USA.

It's a Dooms Day Device, able to blow up the entire world with jsut a flick of a switch.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005

david devine

Someone who's a fucking vape god. The one thing he does better than blowing fat o's is making dope ass youtube videos. this guy usually gets all the pussy he wants and more. He also has a very cute butt.

dude that Adam Sandler guy was pretty cool, almost as cool as David Devine

by nonnapasta February 23, 2018