deez nutz

A colloquial spike-strip engineered to derail coherent discourse.

"Hey yo, I think I see Mandy!"

Reply: "Mandy?"

"Yeah, Man Deeeez Nuts feel good on your chin"

by a testicle festival September 20, 2003

deez nuts

exchange student

Person 1: Yo you see tha hot new exchange student?
Person 2: Nah what's her name?
Person 1: Feelon
Person 2: Feelon what?
Person 1: Feelon DEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUTSSSS

by Smith Dogg October 19, 2003

deez nutz

Two mysterious strangers

"Hey, did you see those two big guys "hangin' around" out front"

"Who?"

"Deeeeez Nutzzz!"

by Ace Greene January 10, 2004

deez nuts

1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.

"Hey let me borrow your car."
"Why don't you borrow deez nuts."

by PMR February 25, 2003

deez nuns

A witty, new take on Deez nuts

Guy: "Hey, did you see them at the church?"
Recipient: "See who?"
Guy: "DEEZ NUNZ"

Deez Nuns can be used as a substitute for Deez nuts

Can be spelled ending with either an S or a Z

by Random Internet Dweller February 2, 2019

Controversy of deez

A type of therapy controversy studied by therapist professionals used to instigate the "deez incident" steer clear of this controversy at all costs, the world's future is on the line.

Son: Hi everyone! This is my mom, she's a therapist. So you know a lot about therapy controversies right?

Mother: Yes I do!

Son: so do you know about the Controversy of deez?

Mother: No- what is deez?

Son: *evil grin*

by Haha_Cool April 14, 2021

deez nuts

A clever ploy originally from Dr. Dre's CD The Chronic.

Man 1: Hey, have you seen Neil Lichty?
Man 2: Who the **** is Neil Lichty?
Man 1: Kneel (Neil) and Lick DEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUTS!!!!
(you can basically make up your own deez nuts jokes)

by Smore12 August 30, 2006