devastatin dave

The EPITOME of awesomeness! Pure 80s radicalness that no modern "hip-hopper" will ever be able to surpass. Spinnaaaaz, flavor of the week ebonics, MTV videos with bling and other faggotry are no match for the Dave and all his underground toughness. Dave punches a fist of raw fockin' FURY right through all that wankery.

Devastatin Dave nailed my sister and didn't give a fuck. ... and I still think he's AWESOME!

by Bob Saget April 24, 2005

double dave

A double Dave is anything patriotic involving at least two penises.

I was singing God Bless America when my friend and I double Daved this chicks corn-hole.

by David Clarkson March 12, 2008

Dave Grohl

An extremely talented musician, Dave’s career started with the grunge band Nirvana. He had drummed the whole album, Nevermind, and helped to write Smells Like Teen Spirit. After Kurt Cobain’s death in early 1994, Dave went underground and made his own album. He was recruited by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, as well as Pearl Jam. He decided not to join. His album, which included him playing every instrument and singing, was found by a record label in 1995. He had gotten a band together, his album a professional mix, and it was released as the Foo Fighter’s debut album. Since then Dave had drummed an entire album for Queens of The Stone Age (You Are Free) and for Tenacious D.

"If I had a choice to bring John Bonham back to life and have him be my drummer I would say no 'cause Dave Grohl is an awesome drummer. (Dave) is really that good." - Kurt Cobain

by Michael Habic August 12, 2008

Dave Chappelle

Dave is the God of comedy. Do you know why? Cuz he's from the streets bitch!

"Man white people are gonna freakout when they find out what skeet means. And when they do it will be like:
Oh my god what have we done"

by Midnight November 29, 2004

Dave Land

Dave land is a very special place Daves go to occasionally. Whenever someone named Dave is being especially weird, he is in Dave Land. No one else can go there, even Davids have their own special brand of weird. No one can follow a Dave into Dave Land except another Dave.

Dave: Fork! Hahaha! What, don't you guys get it?

Group: WHAT? Oh, he must be in Dave Land

by manikin November 27, 2009

DaVaris

I dude with a very large penis. I mean like huge. Like the size of your forearm.

Person 1: hey you know that dude DaVaris?
Person 2: oh you mean the one with the huge cock
Person 1: doesn’t every DaVaris have some massive meat

by Chaboiiiiiiiii June 7, 2018

Dave-phobia

The fear that somehow, somewhere, Dave is watching you

Jack has Dave-phobia

by skyoradox December 4, 2020