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The Ugly Darkling 

A racist term used to describe an ugly black person. Is a word play on the fairytale "The Ugly Duckling"
"Hey, Jimmy's girlfriend is the ugly darkling!"
"Yeah, damn right!"

darkling 

You are a darkling, if...

• You are more SARCASTIC than you are CHARMING.
• You are a GEEK, but you are COOL.
• You hate STUPID people with a PASSION.
• You may be addicted to CAFFEINE, but you RECYCLE, so that's okay.
• You appreciate brilliant ART, MOVIES, MUSIC and PHOTOGRAPHY.
• You enjoy mentally TITILLATING conversations.
• You are a hopeless ROMANTIC.

• You are DARK.
• You are DARLING.

A Xanga blogring.
EXAMPLE:

"Won't you come join the Darklings ring, darling?"
darkling by Arlingday Ikinay November 24, 2004

darkling 

A nickname for someone who likes spooky things or seems spooky.
Edward Scissor hands was a lovely darkling.
darkling by Allora December 2, 2003

darlings 

A boy and a girl that act as if they are boyfriend and girlfriend (hold hands, kiss, cuddle, call each other pet names, etc.) but due to circumstances or timing have yet to officially announce they are dating
Dude 1: So are you dating Heather or what?
Dude 2: No, we're just darlings.
darlings by frisky curtain October 11, 2008

Darling Boner 

A condition that is caused by the sudden arrival of Darling after an extended period of absence. The last major outbreak of Darling boners occured when he returned from UofT several years ago. Experts believe that Darling boners are expected to become a seasonal outbreak every Christmas and Summer for the next several years.
Jeremy: Dude did you hear that Darling is coming back for christmas?!?!?!
Pepe: Yes he will be in tomorrow.
Jeremy: DARLING BONERS ALL AROUND
Darling Boner by Jeremyrulestheworld December 16, 2012

Darylling 

Engaging in especially frivolous, unusually vigorous, notably aggressive or otherwise interestingly outrageous anal intercourse.
"After such a boring date, the resulting darylling was a pleasant surprise!"
Darylling by Share L. Toga March 6, 2014