The Darkness

A queen tribute band that happens to play their own songs.

Music listeners who are young and/or fans of shitty music (pop/mainstream hip-hop/most current mainstream rock) tend to believe that the band and its spandex wearing, innuendo loving, high vocal ranged frontman are crazy and original.
Sorry kids, but that concept was pioneered by the likes of Roger Daltrey and Robert Plant, and perfected by Freddie Mercury.
And the difference between those 3 and Justin Hawkins is that they all have world class voices... and he does not. Not to mention the lyrics they sang were much more deep and meaningful.

Oh yea, and all 3 of their bands (The Who, Led Zeppelin, and Queen, respectively) had bassists, drummers and guitarists far superior to those of this band.
Go listen to some real classic rock... none of this revival crap
by Josh Kwolek February 28, 2005
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All of your daddies(and mothers) in one convenient, compact guild.
Oh shit! It's Dark! /forcerun3
by Tdawg April 25, 2005
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"hey its dark outside!"
"MY GRANDPA IS OUTSIDE???!!!!!"
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Darkness is just Dark and empty for eternity with such emptyness..
Gosh it is DARK in here, can you turn the light on please, awwww! don't give me the BOOty.
Better give it some Brightness before it becomes too dark in that booty!!!
The Darkness inside your booty never cease to impress me!
by x2v12 May 15, 2016
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noun - a name of dear friend who visits often for discussion, especially within the sound of silence
Hello darkness , my old friend, I've come to talk with you again, because a vision softly creeping, left it's seeds while I was sleeping, and the vision that was planted in my brain stills remains within the sound of silence. - Simon & Garfunkel
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1) A person from Romania specializing in gay midget porn.

2) Typically a person of below average intelligence.
That person is as Dark as it gets.
by anonymous March 24, 2005
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The Darkness

The 'villain' in the game Eternal Darkness for the Nintendo gamecube. Also used to generally describe bad or evil things, or actions.
May the rats eat your eyes!
The Darkness Comes!
by Liam May 12, 2004
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