tumblr depressed

The type of depression that is created out of thin air and seeks nothing but attention, self pity, and re-posts on Tumblr.

BOY 1: Yo did you hear Heather started cutting her wrists because of her newly discovered depression.
BOY 2: Yeah man, I heard she just got Tumblr and prob got Tumblr depressed

by Rickety Wrexked January 25, 2017

Fake depressed kid

A kid that pretends to be depressed for clout on social media apps such as tiktok. Most of them use the sad bart Profile Picture and have shit tons of fidget toys.

Guy: Did you hear about the fake depressed kid?
Girl: Yeah. He got 100,000 likes just for pretending to be "Broken"

by Some random-ass blond guy. May 30, 2021

deppressed

The act of not being happy "

&/or not understanding whats going on in life.

-or maybe just feeling shitty.

Mike: Oh hey billy whats up man? :D

Billy: FUCK THE WORLD!!!!!!!! im FKCING DEPPRESSED LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!! >=O

by xxxxxxxxxxxxcoolperson July 5, 2008

Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.

"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"

by E-Squared February 11, 2013

disappressed

When you're feeling disappointed and depressed at the same time

When that bitch dumped me, I felt disappressed.

by The Scorch September 3, 2016

depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017

Depressed

Feeling depression, a dark and serious emotion, which is sometimes dangerous. It contains a feeling of sadness and numbness, which doesn't go away over time. Now it is being used by "qUirKy" fourteen-year-olds to be edgy and relatable, therefore losing its original meaning.

Thirteen-year-old basic white girl named Jessica who forgets to do her homework one night: sIgH, i aM depressed guys, i waNna die😭

by yeeyeecowboy March 31, 2019