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ummmmmmmmmmmmm dantee
by eoooooooooooooooooooooooooocfj October 16, 2008
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r/dankmemes

If r/memes was already bad, it is peak humor compared to r/dankmemes.

Only visit it if you want to have cancer.

Although it has the name r/dankmemes, the quality is more of a normie level meme.
Guy: How did that other guy get cancer?
Doctor: He visited r/dankmemes
Guy: oh fuck
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Dankle

When a guys dick is so huge he must tie it around his ankle to keep from stepping on it.
He walked funny because his Dankle was tied too tight
by Ira, Wendy, Scott, Jason June 14, 2009
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Straight-Up Dankness

The quintessential manifestation of the divine God in human form. It is known that people with such overwhelming amount of power of this kind have irregularly large hards. For example, Jimmy Neutron, but greater. Usually, with such a divine manifestation of power, one has a vice of sorts. For example, to deal with the overwhelming power, the man who exemplifies Straight-Up Dankness may find a way to channel that energy, be it proper or improper according to law. It matters not whether it is proper or improper, because this man is pivotal in all our lives, spreading greatness, love, compassion, smarts, legitimacy, and most of all, Straight-Up Dankness, to all of our lives.
John felt a strange feeling as he felt a bolt of lightning appear to strike his subconscious. His eyes fixed on the man smoking outside of Kmart who appeared to have an aura about him. John said to Edward, "Now THAT is the definition of Straight-Up Dankness."
Edward replied, "Indeed," as the essence of the divine shocked him in a profound, life-changing way.
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Danker

Originated from the word Dank describing something as really good. Often in reference to one marijuana strain over another.
"This bud is way danker than yours!" or "Can I have the danker marijuana?"
by SHAYGREEN January 24, 2015
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Dankmeme26

A fat cunt, shitty rapper, buys $3 fidget cube, and likes touching men.
Oby: This guy is such a Dankmeme26, that he bought 2 $3 fidget cubes and calls them midget pubes!
by huihuimom March 24, 2017
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danker

1. alternate spelling of "danger wank"
2. One who makes dank memes for a living (Fake definition for "Dank")
3. Getting colder and damper (Real definition of "Dank")
1. I'm visitiong relatives, and I'm at their dinner table doing a dnager wank. Since I also don't have a stepsis, consider me the ultimate danger wank danker
2. When you're a danker with no money and crippling depression, you waste your time making pointless and fake things, especially definitions on urban dictionary. Sometomes, you also flag people's ideas and definitions and steal them
3. Goddamn, the internet is getting danker. I want to leave, but the outside world and socializing is far worse!
by ♥🗺☠ May 27, 2021
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