Southern Crab Dangle

The act of pleasuring a Chinese railworker by tickling his prostate with a saudering iron. (Illegal in 47 States)

Joan preformed the Southern Crab Dangle most sexily. kekekeke.

by Ross P. September 27, 2003

dallas dangler

While making a cocktail (alcoholic beverage) for someone, you use your erect penis to stir the drink.

Bar Patron: "One Jack and Coke please."
Bartender (or twisted friend): "Coming right up." (You then whip out your erect cock and stir the poor bastards's drink to perfection). AKA the "Dallas Dangler."
Bar Patron: (Sip) "...Ahhh, that's a STIFF Jack and Coke!!"

by Mike 111825 January 2, 2008

Rangle the Dangle

The act of hooking up with many guys in a very short amount of time.

Man 1: Dude... Lucy has blown eight guys tonight.

Man 2: Wow. She really knows how to rangle the dangle!

by Weaton Leemour January 12, 2009

angle of the dangle

The angle of a male erection.

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat.

by guy343432 August 23, 2006

Dangleability

The ability to dangle in the sport of ice hockey.

Pavel Datsyuk has a severe case of dangleability.

by Johnson69 February 27, 2009

Deputy Dangles

Extremely short, form-fitting shorts worn by a man, made popular by the "Reno:911" Character Lt. Dangle.
The male counterpart to Daisy Dukes, made popular by the "Dukes of Hazzard" character Daily Duke.

"Those Deputy Dangles he's got on don't leave much to the imagination."

by Tom Twedell March 23, 2008

Dangle Berries

Dangle Berries are the result off an unproperly wiped arse, also known as chum nuts. Or in planer words, pieces of poo caught on your bum hairs

I was having a bit of a sesh with the old woman the other night, turned her over and her arse was covered in dangle berries.

by Stevie Badman C February 25, 2009