apple customer service

quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,

apple customer service:sir what is your name

me:brandon ****

apple:rick??

me:just help me with my problem

apple:what is it sir

me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself

apple:...

me:help me

apple:let me look it up

me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product

apple:sir read off your ipod main menu

me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...

apple:read off your iPOD menu

me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college

by fuckapple123 June 26, 2010

customer

n. trucker term for the person with whom a law enforcement officer is currently occupied. When the cop has a customer, he can't come after you.

Oh no, there's the fuzz! Oh, nevermind. He's got a customer. Hammer down!

by fizzle October 10, 2005

Customerising

The process of taking a written passage and editing it to be acceptable for sending to customers.

"Thankyou for your comprehensive engineering report. I will spend tomorrow customerising it before forwarding it externally"

by CraigBrianYoung October 13, 2008

Rental Car Customer

A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.

"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"

by Angry Man October 25, 2003

tough customer

A person of the opposite sex who is incredibly good looking, thus being a tough tough customer. Usually out of the particular viewer's league.

That bitch is one tough customer.

by Z. Walter February 19, 2006

POF Customer Service Number 1-855-200-2221

PlentyOfFish

A free web based dating organization which ought to be maintained a strategic distance from no matter what. Loaded with messy elderly people men and no-hoper adolescents with grimy underwear urgently looking for alluring young ladies. What's more, with respect to the photos - when the hellfire did you last observe a lady who resembled that and expected to utilize a free dating organization? Somebody I am aware of inspected a photograph intently and was certain he could see the staple cut openings where it had been removed of a shiny magazine.

Progressively like Plenty of Fishy Fannies.

POF Customer Service Number 1-855-200-2221

by Pplleennttyyofffiisshh January 7, 2019

Customer Success Manager

In the SaaS subscription world, a native english speaking account manager, located in America, that went to college and understands real life. They'll actually help you with your business needs,,, as an American. Paid tools that you use at work such as HR apps, Ticketing systems, and so on include a customer success manager.

I can't log in to some cloud based software so I called my customer success manager and chewed his ass out.

by mrwaffles42069 January 30, 2018