a random text you send to someone just to talk to someone just because you're bored and nothing else better to do.
Andy: I had nothing else better to do at work, so I found a text-cuse just to talk to someone
Jon: you're lazy!
Andy: no, I am just bored and there aint shit else to do!!!
Jon: you're lazy!
Andy: no, I am just bored and there aint shit else to do!!!
by Ya Boy Trax August 17, 2010
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by Helpful dude March 10, 2019
Get the Cumket mug.Refers to musicians with one foot in the grave and one foot on the stage, because they're too old to be performing, but they keep doing concerts because it pulls in a lot of money.
by Mean Red Spider February 23, 2020
Get the Casket Concert mug.-Man.. You're such a cusake, everyone tells you, you're beautiful but you deny it.
- Cuz I am not beautiful. I'm uglyyyyy
- Cuz I am not beautiful. I'm uglyyyyy
by Ladoone June 9, 2020
Get the cusake mug.Casket clean (adj.) is a compliment typically given to a male who is dressed well in a suit. Normally American men are buried in nice suits that are viewed during a wake or funeral. “Clean” is a synonym for a well-dressed or a man with a fresh haircut. See also: fly, GQ, fresh
*At a high school reunion banquet two male friends see each other after 20 years*
“Hey brother, I see you’re wearing a tailored suit with a pocket square and monogrammed shirt. You’re looking casket clean.”
“Hey brother, I see you’re wearing a tailored suit with a pocket square and monogrammed shirt. You’re looking casket clean.”
by 3bx96 April 26, 2021
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by Marinatha! July 20, 2009
Get the Cancer Casket mug.My teacher gave us homework for the 4th night in a row so when she walked by I call her a "Frunking Cunker"
by Taylor Coverdale February 26, 2011
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