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cuddle puddle

A group of people cuddling en masse, usually to comfort each other or express mutual friendship. Sometimes associated with raves and use of the drug Ecstasy; however, G-rated cuddle puddles can form in other situations.
Lisa's friends offered her so many hugs that everyone formed a cuddle puddle in the den.
by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 13, 2006
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netflix and cuddle

A synonym for Netflix and Chill which is used to get someone to come over and "cuddle" but you probably won't be watching Netflix or cuddling.
Boy: "Hey you wanna come over to watch Netflix and cuddle on Saturday?"

Girl: "Do you mean Netflix and Chill? Because I'm not into that."

Boy: "No! Of course not! I just want you to come over so we can cuddle."

Girl: "Alright, I'll come over Saturday."

Boy: "Okay, bring condoms."

Girl: "What?"

Boy: "Nothing. See you Saturday."
by emily237 November 3, 2015
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cuddle team leader

A Fortnite skin that has the biggest tits in the game, i't was a valentines day exclusive skin but it keeps coming back into the damn shop. If you are a furry irl you will buy this skin, and being fucking pink means you'll be seen from 69 miles away. I't cost 2,000 v-bucks/20 dollars.
person 1: Bro do you have the cuddle team leader skin in Fortnite?
by Radar_the_foxxo^w^ June 23, 2018
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Cuddlefish

A seemingly gay male that slips under your radar because you thought he "wasn't competition".

Origin: Discovery Channel

Two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.

Dominance: Be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.

Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.
You - "Man, It's weird that this gay guy loves to go shopping with my girlfriend. It kinda freaks me out."

Friend - "Dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."

You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"

Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack"

You - "NOOOOO!!!"
by R. Muttsky December 25, 2009
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Cuda-Cat

My cuda-cat was itchin' mighty fierce.
by Magickal Trevor January 14, 2005
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Cuddle Fuck

To have sexual intercourse while cuddling, usually in the spoon position (man facing woman's back, wrapped around her, both on their sides.) Characteristically slow and gentle sex.
Man: "Wanna have sex?"
Woman "I don't know, I'm kind of tired..."
Man: "Well why don't we cuddle fuck?"
Woman: "Okay then!"
by Amanda33 August 16, 2009
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cuddle bitch

Basically this is just a guy who has a very high position on the friends ladder. So far up the friends ladder that he gets the dubious honor of getting to provide all the intimacy that a girl is missing when she's off fucking guys who basically don't care about her like outlaw bikers and band members. So he gets to be the proxy father/confessor/friend/teddy bear for her, depending on what she is missing at the time. Perhaps the only consolation of this is a ladder jump to the real ladder seems statistically a little more likely to succeed. Of course, when one is that high up the fall is dreadful indeed...(courtesy of intellectualwhores.com)
Oliver sacrifices dinner, as Cuddle Bitches do, to comfort his lady friend and compensates by eating 2 Oporto meals the next day.
by R_K_ July 24, 2008
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