Cuberculosis

The wet, hacking cough that lasts 6 months to a year that one subjects one's cubicle neighbors to on a daily basis.

"Did that guy just hack up a phlegmball on his keyboard"?

"Yeah, he's had cuberculosis for 6 months now and refuses to go to a doctor."

by itsme843 November 24, 2009

cube-sterbate

To pleasure oneself while in an office cubicle.

James decided to cube-sterbate after he finished up the monthly sales report.

by RK64 September 26, 2006

Cubestress

The woman with whom you spend an inordinate amount of time in your cubicle discussing non-work related things and generally enjoying each other's company.

Have you noticed how quiet Joe's cube has been since his cubestress has stopped visiting?

by Doc McLovin February 22, 2008

cube invader

A coworker that insists on entering your cube to converse with you in tight quarters about nothing in particular when you are clearly busy.

I had my iPod in and was typing frantically when the cube invader stood next to my chair, tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I had seen the email from corporate.

by mandy_mae February 25, 2008

chubery

sweet, adorable, lovely

she is such a chubery monkey

by commodore gigglypants October 2, 2011

cabernet sauvignon

a red grape primarily used to produce the wine of the same name- typically full bodied wines with a lasting finish.

roommate 1: omgah did someone bleed all over the sink?
roommate 2: no, i chundered two bottles of cab...
cabernet sauvignon

by whatamisupposedtodowithoutmycellphone October 18, 2007

death cube

A "Death Cube", all Vernor Vinge references aside, is the epithet placed upon a room full of people with nothing exciting to do, and no viable plans for the night. A death cube is often accompanied by awkward silence, sexual stagnation, and, as the colloquialism implies, death of all things enjoyable.

"Yo, the party's not happening."
"Are you serious? Shit."
"Well, do you have anything else in mind for tonight?"
"...Nope."
"This is a death cube."

"Yo man, O.D. Death Cube. We need to get out of here and do something FAST."

by guz May 22, 2006