Cunted

Cunting / Cunted; The sexual act of intercourse with a sexual aid, whilst simultaneously inserting one's fist into said cavity (anus or vagina respectively) in an aggressive manner.

Guy 1 - Yo, did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2 - Nah bro, I just drank mountain dew and played Call of Duty whilst she cunted herself.
Guy 1 - Gnarly bro, that's radical!
Guy 2 - Totally. She wanted to give my ass a cunting, but I told her I don't swing that way yo.
Guy 1 - Righteous, bro.

by Walter Flanagan July 2, 2018

Cunted

To indicate the endowment of ones personality while inebriated. ie to take on the values of a cunt whilst drunk...

Fuck, I'm cunted!
D'youse see Hammer last night? He was deadset cunted. Stupid cunt.

by Ben November 18, 2004

cunted

if you've been hit by a cunt, you've been cunted

wow matt just got himself cunted

by Bmoney May 6, 2004

crunked

Being very drunk, beyond help seeing double and clutching the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

We got totaly crunked at the titty bar last night!

by pledet October 6, 2005

Cold Cunted

The female version of being "Cock Blocked".

Man! Did you see that? That grenade just Cold Cunted the shit out of me.

by GauchoMac March 3, 2010

crunked out teef

When you don't brush often enough so your dentist estimate is over $3000 and you ain't got insurance because you didn't think the $50/month was worth it.

Doug has some crunked out teef, YO!

by PP Prancer June 4, 2005

crunked

extremely drunk, smashed out of your mind.

Oh man, I was fucking crunked last night!

by mommabear March 20, 2007