The act of passing out in a pile of your own piss and vomit - often in toilter cubicles, but not location specific.
by aps2008 March 19, 2008
Get the crockford mug.Youtube user whose instant internet celebrity status is mystifying. He posted a tearful video defending Britney Spears which was amusing for the first few views, but after the novelty wore off any sane person would get tired of "Chris Crocker this Chris Crocker that" and wish everyone would just shut the holy hell up.
Guy 1; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"
*A week later*
Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"
*A week later*
Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"
by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007
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A inconsequential person who talks a big game, but their big talk is just a crock of shit because they never do what they say they will.
"Crockstar" is the antonym to, and should not be confused with a "Rockstar".
A inconsequential person who talks a big game, but their big talk is just a crock of shit because they never do what they say they will.
"Crockstar" is the antonym to, and should not be confused with a "Rockstar".
That guy is such a crockstar. Time after time, he has offered to things and then always has an excuse to offer, but no results.
by RamHemiTX September 10, 2011
Get the Crockstar mug.To give someone a Croaky Jim, one must place their own excrement, ejaculate, urine, and blood into a blender or food processor to create a wonderful concoction. The result of drinking this concoction is a unique, croaky voice due to the coagulation of all the bodily fluids lubricating one's vocal chords.
Person 1 "I gave her the Croaky Jim last night"
Person 2 "What the fuck is wrong with you"
Person 1 "A lot, help me please"
Person 2 "What the fuck is wrong with you"
Person 1 "A lot, help me please"
by Marques Parana May 24, 2020
Get the Croaky Jim mug.When playing video games (typically multi-player FPS games), being 'CROCKED' is a level above being 'Cracked' in terms of your playing ability and performance. You have ascended to another level of play, and the enemy players don't stand a chance.
You aren't just 'in the zone', you are beyond it. You're CROCKED.
You aren't just 'in the zone', you are beyond it. You're CROCKED.
Boys, I'm feeling absolutely CROCKED tonight.
I'm getting CROCKED later tonight when we play Valorant.
I've just downed a Redbull, and now I'm CROCKED out of my mind.
I'm getting CROCKED later tonight when we play Valorant.
I've just downed a Redbull, and now I'm CROCKED out of my mind.
by Aspheriaaa June 29, 2021
Get the CROCKED mug.The act of defecating in a crockpot that has leftover food in it. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a dirty crockpot in the office break room for several days.
I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his lunch from that rusty crockpot I left for him in the break room.
by meatlover222 June 18, 2009
Get the Rusty Crockpot mug.The act off passing out while having sex with a girl, leaving your meat in the vagina to soften and marinate. Usually the result of too much drinking.
by DJ Or Derb April 5, 2011
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