A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.
by josmont September 06, 2015
When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.
by suttenplant August 29, 2015
Leg's mother is currently under the brooklen bridge getting analy butt fucked by a crout crouton with a gucci belt from nothern idaho, ima need some backup real quick.
by Tornado_99 April 19, 2023
A crouton is something you put in salad and it is a type of bread that is crunchy and when you put it in salad it sometimes turn soggy so it’s not that crispy and hard and it is good sometimes but when it’s soggy it’s not that good sometimes It taste like poop and sometimes it taste like heaven because I am religious and croutons no name brand taste disgusting but real name brands are known for having delicious croutons
by Carissa_ February 10, 2020
A large male with flub face who tends to bully smaller white suburban children (land) and is found in many regions across the country. They send to have thick thighs and only make contested threes from the corner. This is an endangered species and is dying out currently.
by Reardongotgame December 26, 2019
by Geoffrey February 17, 2005
A white person with seasoning. Doesn't wish to be classified with "crackers" and identifies more with BIPOC than typical bland wyppl.
by Justindangerpants January 30, 2021