Crontch

Crontch is the word for some nasty crotch. Sometimes you have to be the one that goes and finds out; sometimes it's your buddy.

I wouldn't taste that crontch with your dick.
nasty crotch

by KennyT July 18, 2012

Contagious Yawn

The result of millions of years of evolution. Originally used by cave men to signal it was time to rest.

Man Amber, your yawn was contagious...I too am tired.

by Trevor May 10, 2004

emergency contact

to become serious enough in a relationship to list your partner as your contact person in case of an emergency on an official form.

Guy 1: "Dude, she and I are apparently getting serious - I listed her as my emergency contact yesterday when we went skiing."

Guy 2: "Dude, wow, that is totally serious."

by Anna&Eric March 4, 2008

Contact Fun

When a person who is around people who are having a really good time, but they're sitting and watching doing nothing brags about how much fun something is.

Kato: So I got a text from Ruby saying how much fun she had last night....
Natalia: What the hell, she didn't even do anything she sat by herself and watched!
Kymber: What did she have like contact fun or something?

by xxfishnetsxx September 29, 2009

Contact

Used by military personnel to report an encounter with enemy forces. Enemy forces are not necessarily human enemy but can be enemy IDF (Indirect fire) ie Artillery, or IED's/mines.

"Hello 0, this is 12, contact, enemy infantry, wait out"

by hazza59 February 4, 2013

contact drunk

being in contact someone or someones who have had too much to drink and start feeling drunk without physically drinking alcohol or beer.

i made out with these two drunk guys and i think they got me contact drunk.

by smirnoffmakesyoutipsy December 15, 2008

eye contact blow job

When someone gives you a blow job, and keeps there eyes focused on your eyes...

Ashleigh gives me an eye contact blow job

by Brady Dyer November 17, 2006