Crispy Dick

The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.

“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”

“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”

“Oh shit”

by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019

Crispy <3

Crispy <3... you would assume I wrote this because of a texture... Well, you are wrong dumbass.. This is for my one and only boyfriend yes crispy...This is for you... Let me tell you about this anyway. Crispy: The most perfect person in the damn world he probably is going to read this from my image but I love him and no one can compare to him. He will always be the first in my life and never the last. Also, this guy owns nerf guns so beware 😩!!!!!! ~The baddest bitch.

Did you see crispy today?! he looking so fine. I'm just like.. Crispy <3

by The Baddest Bitch Alive. April 30, 2021

crispy concords

When a bitch asks if you nutted in her and you respond with “bruhaps”

“Bro I got Kate with the crispy concords last night, she wasnt happy”

by 6charlienew October 1, 2021

Netflix and Crispy

Spending the greater part of a Sunday afternoon re-watching a show on Netflix whilst constantly eating Safeway Discount Brand Rice Crispies.

Person 1: You want to come hang out
Person 2: Nah man, Netflix and Crispy

by JackSpack October 12, 2015

Jesus crispy

1.) n. Someone who has heard so much Jesus talk in their life their brain has fried.

2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.

1.) Hey did you watch Borat? Man their were some Jesus Crispies on that movie.

2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!

Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.

by Nick Lance November 21, 2006

Crispy

Magnificent, fantastic, bow to the sun Hallelujah

Person 1: how was your weekend?
Person 2: Mate, it was crispy

by We Are Port Adelaide March 28, 2017

cripy

A high quality(high thc percentage) weed

"Dude, we got some cripy for tonight"
"Nice, were gonna get destroyed"

by Jamezzzzzzzz March 10, 2008