Cristian

A short Puerto-Rican man with 0 bitches, none at all.

Person 1: HEY ISN'T THAT CRISTIAN THE GUY WITH 0 HOES!!!

by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022

cristian

a guy who is horny all the time. get boners off the girls in class. and watches porn in class

boy- hey dude i think cristian is jerking off in the bathroom

girl- damn that fat peice of shit is horny as hell!

by fuck cristans March 28, 2022

Cristian

Cristian is the name of a faggot, such a gay dude who is obsessed with gay furry porn.

Have you seen Cristian? He’s too sus!

by anonymous April 1, 2022

Cristian

He get all the bitches he also plays Fortnite and takes the L on them bums

Is that Cristian that get all the bitches

by Do the Fortnite do the Fortnit April 30, 2022

Cristian

Cristian Is a discord mod, he is very quiet but when you get to know him he is very chill. He has a good taste in music and he will make you feel safe at all times. Trustworthy and listener

Have you heard about Cristian?

-oh yeah the discord mod?

by ZapatoPomPom July 9, 2022

cristian

cristian is one of the most loyal, handsome, honest people you’ll ever meet. he never fails to make you laugh or smile. he’s got a marvelous personality. he’s funny and very reliable. he tends to not take things seriously and is a very joking person but when you’re sad or need somebody to talk to cristian is there. he’s obsessed with cars and planes. he loves stuffed animals and will tuck them into bed right beside him every night. he’s the most generous, respectful, sweetest boy you’ll ever meet. if you ever become friends with a cristian. keep them, they’re special.

“I just met the nicest, most good-looking boy!! His name is Cristian.”

by chloeee:) July 15, 2022

Cristian

Cristian is someone who is super affectionate and kind when it comes to words. They have the most beautiful brown eyes and fluffy hair. They have a unique style and good music taste. Cristian has the most messed up humor that makes u crack up. Cristians a literal DILF. Cristian can please you easily in bed. Cristian usually pulls the most bitches especially when they have long fluffy hair.

Person 1: whose that boy with long fluffy hair and awesome style

Person 2: Yoo, you mean Cristian

Person 1: Cristian is most definitely a DILF

by Ur Hottest Ex December 6, 2022