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crespination

Crespination is a creative or inventive act of lying during an argument about the existence of an product or invention and then later using the internet to prove its existence. True lack of knowledge about the existence of the object under contention is required for authentic crespination. Since the advent of cheap mobile internet devices, incidences of crespination are riskier to the reputation and have been in decline.

Crespination's dark side is known to all persons of an inventive nature. The chances of finding that something has already been invented are close to 100 percent if the inventor dares to inspect the internet.
Person 1: "It is annoying to hold that ice pack to your arm. You need an ice sleeve for that bee sting on your elbow." (Person 1 is engaging in crespination.)
Person 2: "There is no such thing as an ice sleeve." (Person 2 is correct based on the current knowledge of both parties.)
Person 1: "Yes, there is. Let's look it up when we get back to the farm." (Person 1 is aware that she lacks the facts to back up this statement but confident that the internet will back her up.)
by turkey111 April 16, 2011
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creeping with style

When a girl knows you're creeping but is ok with it.
Ex: Look at that old guy in the VIP inviting girls to his table, he's creeping with style!
by Creepneleous October 7, 2013
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Crusping

Crusping is when you scrape something crusty with your fingernail.
She crusped the biscuit batter stain on her shirt after slowly realizing it was there.

Maybe you should put on some lotion instead of crusping your knee cap.
by krusty_vokab May 12, 2016
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Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.
Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!
by Timithin November 24, 2020
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Creeping Suck

A deadly social disease of unknown origin. Common among politicians who were once considered popular, but have clearly started to rot from the inside.
I used to think my Senator had principles, but he caught the Creeping Suck and now his soul smells of offal and cat piss...
by I am me, who I am November 12, 2022
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Mutual Creeping

When TWO people creep on each others facebook pages constantly.

Includes straight liking one anothers pages and commenting on every post/picture/status dating back to the day they became facebook friends.
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Person 1: John is constantly straight liking Hillarys facebook.

Person 2: Yes, but Hillary comments on all his status updates.

Person 1: Oh so they are into the whole mutual creeping thing. Why don't they just exchange phone numbers?
by lookabutt January 24, 2011
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Collar Creeping

When a person's collar needs adjusting because it's crept up their neck/ is wonky/ looks silly.
Oh crap, my collar's creeping.
Hey boy, your collar creeping is out of control.
by Curly Kangeroo July 15, 2011
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