Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Bro. Yesterday I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

cream cheese danishes

holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.

p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes

by Saevi June 16, 2023

Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.

Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?

by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021

Cream Cheese Energy

Someone's energy that's giving off white vibes, but comes out sassy.

The soccer mom had cream cheese energy when talking to the manager.

by Whiskerandough August 26, 2018

Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Another name for cum.

Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021

cream cheese sock

A euphemism for cum sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me

by emily :~) November 5, 2020

Cream Cheese Pie

Sex term: a cream pie, however the participant with a penis has an STI.

"I received a cream cheese pie last night, and now I have herpes"

by Mobsiboy June 19, 2023