caranderizing

v., originally, to smell a bicycle seat; now widely used to mean the smelling of any type seat. Made illegal in areas of Europe when caranderizing clubs were first formed in the late 1930s. Caranderizing laws are still on the books in many jurisdictions. Considered a perversion with no victim. Whales cannot caranderize. Jesus is theorized to have never caranderized because there were no bicycles in his time.

The man was taken into custody for caranderizing without the consent of the bike's owner or a properly issued permit.

by Lt. Johnny C. July 28, 2008

cranberry sprite

Sweet nectar of all the blacks across the globe. If you see a nigga drinking this shit you know he gonna beat yo ass. u better watch out cuz.

Hold up cuz that nigga be drinkin cranberry sprite. He gonna beat yo ass nigga, you just wait.

by Tyrone Laquisha January 30, 2018

chandersen

masturbating while crying and using ones tears for lubrication.

"Did you see chad get shot down making pass at that hottie?" "Yeah, I bet he goes home and chandersens himself"-

by mean_fingrr February 8, 2010

Cranberry Goose

A mixed drink or a shot consisting of Cranberry Juice and Grey Goose Vodka.

see also: delicious

-gota get some of that Cranberry Goose

-i'm already tipsy as fuck... but always room for Cranberry Goose... hahaaa

by Number1Napper March 15, 2007

Cranberries

yes the cranberries rock but who's the dude that says rock my sox? that like my sayin. ur kew. cranberries fukin rok!

Understand the things I say
Don't turn away from me
'Cause I've spent half my life out there
You wouldn't disagree

by the original spiffita September 28, 2003

cranberry

a smelly vagina. cranberries equals multiple vaginas

DUUUDE it smells like a cranberry, get the hell out of my car!

by B_F January 27, 2008

Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation

When a man with a twelve inch cock goes to the club looking for some action but instead downs 10 cranberry vodkas. This usually occurs on tuesday nights at the local run down club. The man with the 12 incher then is ok enough to hold a limo service from the club.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you drinking so many cranberry vodkas.
Guy 2: Man I just need to experience the Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation
Guy 1: Oh ok man just don't get alcohol poisoning.
Guy 2: Oh I won't man I'm Italian

by Grinnell March 31, 2008