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When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.
by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017
When you have extremely bad diarrhea so bad that when it comes out it feels like it could rip apart the universe and leaves you butthole raw
by Lilith Nishikinomiya September 15, 2022
When a man orbits his testicles around a woman's face drops his balls in her mouth all before ejaculating on her chest.
by benzanato December 13, 2010
Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
by YAWA July 23, 2021
When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.
Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.
by The Grandest Wizard December 16, 2019
an annoying asshole who won't shut the fuck up about caculators
Nobody cares about your Calculators, Cosmic Nebula
by Nerdgaming104 June 20, 2022