When your significant other turns you down for sex because they're affraid of getting Covid-19. Can also be used for anything you can't do because of the Corona Virus.
This CoroNO Virus is really starting to piss me off. My wife says a can't fuck ner again until tis pandemic is over!
My wife said CoroNO when I asked her for some head!
My wife said CoroNO when I asked her for some head!
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
Get the CoroNO Virus mug.the feeling of impending doom when you wake up in the middle of the night with a sore throat and know the time has come for you to be a pandemic statistic.
I woke up at 2:00am feeling the coronoia as I reached for my throat, sore and nose runny forgetting all the while I had seasonal allergies.
by Dokta J May 8, 2020
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A person who is in a constant state of fear, paranoia, panic and stress over something that realisticly should not be feared. One who is easily manipulated by Government authority and mass media. A coronoid is like a hemorrhoid only shittier!
All these silly damn surgical mask wearing Coronoids shopping at Walmart today are giving severe anxiety!
by The Covid Show Uncensored May 22, 2020
Get the Coronoid mug.Coranulous is a good friend and even better husband, although his name isn't beautiful he sure is, on the inside and outside but if he's your husband you better watch out cause he's a ladies man. Please let this definition get into the dictionary it would make some people very happy don't judge him by his name
Person 1: Wow even with that name he is amazing
Person 2: I wish he was my friend
Person 3: wow coranulous is so beautiful
Person 2: I wish he was my friend
Person 3: wow coranulous is so beautiful
by 123BOBTHEBLOB123 June 4, 2020
Get the Coranulous mug.When you're zoning out and picking at your hair and you find a small ball of who-knows-what lying upon your scalp. You then proceed to take this grain-sized ball that you found in the depths of your most-likey greasy hair and squish it in between your two thumbnails-- until it flattens like a pancake. This is what true satisfaction feels like.
You, picking your head, just zoning out: Was that text I sent Joey too much or--- holy shit what is that? Oh my god, it's a cornolio. Let me just squeeze it between my thumbnails-- YES! I don't care about Joey, I now know true satisfaction. I've been a bad bitch my whole life.
by papagumbo May 26, 2021
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Get the Cranon mug.A momentary lapse in judgement or thought due to temporary down-syndrome; momentary coanocytis; see coanocytis for more details
*Coan returns pickle ball to stranger and stranger thanks him*
Coan: "You're good. Thank you."
Grant: "Doge, did you just have a coanostrokus?!"
Coan: "You're good. Thank you."
Grant: "Doge, did you just have a coanostrokus?!"
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