Cumgratulations

Having your first orgasm.

After blowing my load, I wished myself A cumgratulations..

by LeilaSP May 18, 2019

Condgradulations

When someone has "conned" you into doing something for their gain and wishes to express their gratitude sarcasticly

or A word used to congratulate your manager on the successful completion of her baby creation project.

Condgradulations and all the best for the future!

by DKAndroid April 28, 2010

Condragulations

1. A smartass cynical way of saying "congratulations" to a mentally retarded person.

2. A misspelling of the word "congratulations" to piss somebody off.

It's your birthday?! CONDRAGULATIONS!!

by Stump Jumping Jethro April 21, 2004

Congratulatio

A term representing any of the many forms of oral sex, performed solely for purpose of celebrating a special occasion. Occurs most commonly in the context of stagnant, loveless marriages.

"My wife sure doesn't do the things she used to anymore. I got a huge promotion last week and still just got a kiss on the cheek that night."
"Wow, not even congratulatio?"
"Nothing."

by supernova7 May 8, 2008

Congraduation

Short hand for congratulations on your graduation. Used especially often in China.

Wei; I hear you're graduating next week.
Zhou: Yes.
Wei: Congraduations! You did glate job.

by latefordinner May 20, 2013

congratulationality

A symptom which significantility causes Stage II cancer, IRS coming after you, and increases chances of a rare lightning strike.

Doctor: Congratulations! You have congratulationality!
Me: Oh no.
IRS: You forgot to put five dollars on your tax report. Guess five years of jail isn't too bad.

by whodenym January 13, 2024

Congratulations

Extra extra well-done food

Waiter: And how would you like your steak?
Customer: Congratulations.

by The_Epicness9000 May 11, 2024