Confuzled

very confused or rambling about something you have no clue about.

teacher "x is 12-17 * 968 squared * 84 cubed. what is x?"

student "you just confuzled me."

by Cat Kitten November 7, 2009

Confuseld

To be extra confused. Mostly used when you don't get something with school or schoolwork.
Origin: English, Alegabra Class.

Teacher: What is 9^2 + C^2 = 14^2?
Student 1: C~= 10.72
Teacher: Correct.
Student2: Wait, I don't get how you do this. I'm confuseld.

by M~Chan November 18, 2016

confused pineapple

A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina

Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)

by EbonicsForHoes December 10, 2009

Confuseday

The Tuesday (that feels like a Monday) after a Legal Holiday.

The day after Labor Day, all day, I thought it was Monday, it was really Tuesday, more like Confuseday.

by Cinnabon August 29, 2014

Confuffled

Confused to the point of inactivity.

confuzzled
confuffled

by SpiderBasket April 26, 2017

confused heart disease

When you feel you love more than one person at once. Prone I’m people who don’t know what they want.

Person 1: I love him but I like someone else too

Person 2: looks like you have confused heart disease

by fortnite05 November 24, 2018

confused toppie

This is when a female/male etc which ever your preference is,is unconscious and you insert your penis inside the mouth but you also have a hotdog in your hand so when they wake up their confused they dont know what they’ve been sucking the cock or the hotdog.

Ay yo bro i got confused toppie off carol last night she was confused as hell

by SexyZachacharyH April 15, 2020