when you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and squirt your load of cum so far it reaches her hair, coating it like hair conditioner
I was pumping Sandy doggy style last night and I was so turned on that I pulled out and squirted a bid load of cum conditioner all over her
by Mr Cumblasta June 23, 2008
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Guy2: "We lost the air-conditioner in Dave's Pinto, so he drove us from Dallas to Houston in mid-summer with only Canadian air-conditioning and frequent beer stops to keep us frosty. It was hell."
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by Uncle Des September 2, 2009
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Guy#2: Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses.
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by NuclearAssualtLover243 December 4, 2010
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You simp so much it’s like you have a disease
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“Dude I think Noah has simpathal condition” “He simps so much like he needs to chill” “Did you hear Emma has simpathal condition? She simps so hard for everyone!”
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Person: my YouTube account got banned for no reason! Some idiot probably reported it.
Other person: it was probably of the terms+conditions, but I don’t blame you. Or Susan is wrecking the platform again.
Other person: it was probably of the terms+conditions, but I don’t blame you. Or Susan is wrecking the platform again.
by Xakez April 26, 2021
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China's defence minister, who’s not been seen in public for almost two weeks, is suspected to have had a “health condition.”
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