comcast

The biggest Cable service provider in North America. The fact that they are the biggest cable internet provider in North America and you can still run all your favorite P2P without restrictions says something about them. Yes they had SEVERE reliability probems back when they upgraded everyone to ~45KB UP 420KB Down for a few months but thats been fixed. If you want REAL satellite TV service get C-band. Thats the dishes the 8 foot dishes you see abandoned in most dumbasses yards.

1. I transfer 150 GB a month of warez with my Comcast and everythings fine. All that I do is stay away from Kazaa to avoid getting owned by the RIAA. Can your DSL do that?
2. I took my cable modem to my friends house for the LAN party and we had fast internet service. Can your DSL do that?
3. I found a free TV that some one was throwing out, connected it to Comcast Cable and watched channels 2-125 with no compression artifacts with a total cost of $0.00, can your DirecTV do that?
4.I ordered a PPV movie and watched it at my convenience with ON DEMAND for 24 hrs. Can your DirecTV do that?
5. Back in the day all i did was order some stuff to watch free DirecTV and they sued me for the amount assuming i watched every PPV and premium channel similtaniously 24/7, more then ill ever make in 10 lifetimes cause all wanted to do is watch that PPV wrestling and maybe some free porn with my friend Bubba. Thanks DirecTV!!!

by Thuggin` September 26, 2005

Comcast

Hell' s basement

Comcast fucking sucks

by United Fed October 6, 2018

comcast

a company that charges way to much for services but is really good in the san francisco bay area
everyone says there internet has problems but i haven't had any
there phone is almost as good a deal as vonage

1 how much was ur cable bill? 150 for too little
2 comcast internet is some good shit in the bay
3 unlimited phone service kicks ass

by Jose Venura July 18, 2006

comcast

a really great cable company. very cheap, too. i have internet and tv cable from them and only pay $66 a month for both. the internet is really fast, and the on-demand feature is great.

Bob went to the video store to rent a movie but could not find it. I watched it on Comcast

by SexyLexie April 8, 2007

comcast

Comcast is a really great cable, internet, and phone company. It is very reliable, and their customer service is GREAT! If my internet ever goes down, they have it up and running within an hour. The On Demand features are great as well!.. I've learned dating tips, dance moves, and how to play guitar through watching things On Demand. I highly recommend it, love love love my comcast. It really is COMCASTIC. Also sometimes the prices seem unreasonable, but they aren't.. comcast is SOOO worth it!

Hey dude Comcast completes me, it really is Comcastic!

by flimsyfloo March 12, 2008

comcastic

A word that descirbes a females lips. A lot like DSL which stands for dick sucking lips. A girl that is comcastic can also have DSL.

That chick is comcastic.

Wow, just imagine what she can do with those comcastic lips.

by Dukesford February 13, 2006

Comcastic

An overt sexual display, usually in front of a large audience or children ( like the porn clip during Super Bowl 42 in the Tucson area on the Comcast feed )

"How was the bonfire?"
"It was fun, but Tom and Sarah were there, so it was pretty comcastic"

"What did you think of the movie?"
"It was a little comcastic for the kids"

by MCH_AZ February 7, 2009