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brain clog

When you learn so much in school that anything remotely educational that you read or hear for the rest of the day you are unable to remember.
I'm going to need to borrow your history notes tomorrow. I have a brain clog.
by PaFlow November 26, 2010
mugGet the brain clogmug.

drain clog

A person who has much more body hair than average, so that they resemble a clog of matted hair removed from a sink or shower drain.
Did you see that guy at the beach? He was so hairy, when I first saw him I thought he was wearing a gorilla suit. He was a total drain clog.
by webgrunt2 June 18, 2007
mugGet the drain clogmug.

clogged disposal

When a girl pukes while she is sucking your dick all over you.
I was so drunk last night that I had to fix the Clogged Disposal and it was bad!
by Ray Redsox July 31, 2016
mugGet the clogged disposalmug.

clog poo

when you step in "second-foot" dog poo.

someone steps in previously stepped-in dog poo, and carried enough of it with their shoe, down the sidewalk and slowly coming off of their shoe with each step.
while walking down the sidewalk, i saw several several small piles of dog crap, each with the same foot print in it, each one spaced apart the distance of one step. my buddy stepped into one of the small piles of CLOG POO, which had come off the first guy's shoe
by lion light May 3, 2014
mugGet the clog poomug.

chimney clog

When a woman inahales a large amount of smoke from a bong and holds it for a minute. Just before she exhales, you shove your dick deep into the back of her throat, blocking her airway, so she can't exhale just as if a chimney was clogged.
My gf wouldn't go past 3rd base, so I gave her a chimney clog till she passed out and made her go all the way without her knowing.
by DeathKnight760 February 25, 2015
mugGet the chimney clogmug.

Clogged Pipe

When a man is having anal sex with a constipated woman, and when he pulls out she shits all over his face
Aww fuck you clogged piped me BITCH!!!
by Mr. MyyDixiNormous March 8, 2009
mugGet the Clogged Pipemug.

clog the drain

Term used when politicians fill their government with the same establishment and corporatists they vowed to get rid of
Person: so much for trump draining that swamp, eh? More like clogging the drain.
Person 2: yeah, I can't believe people fell for that. Of course he'd clog the drain with his corporate friends and donors.
by Smallvillefan27 December 18, 2016
mugGet the clog the drainmug.

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