Clock Spider

A huge huntsman spider found by someone in a relative's house, living under a clock. He took 3 photographs before, presumably, running from the room with terror. the first one is the clock, with the spider's legs poking out from one side of it. the second is a pic of the spider with the clock gone (it's not clear whether the clock has been moved or the spider as moved away from it) and the third one is a horrifyingly detailed close up showing the fur on the spider (eurgh). According to legend, this spider once had a ninth leg which fell off in a battle with limecat and became the being mortals worship as "God". Fools, clock spider will not treat them with mercy when judging them along with worshippers of limecat who will, undoubtedly, be fed to the spider after judgement day. rumor has it that the messenger the spider sends as the "judge" on judgement day will be a humongous piece of cheese, but since the spider will probably have eaten the Jupiter sized king of cheese long before then, who will be sent remains to be seen...

clock spider > limecat / limecat > clockspider / AAARRRGGGHHH! IT'S BIGGER THAN A CLOCK!!! *faints*

by hatrickpatrick April 7, 2004

Clock gobbler

Someone who wastes time in rocket league at the end of the game by pestering the opposition in their own half

If you weren't such a clock gobbler, we wouldn't have won the game Nigel

by Coasdfghj August 9, 2017

Clock Crew

A group of Macromedia Flash artists and programmers sprung from the intentionally bad work of strawberry clock, whose blatantly bad movies on Newgrounds caused some viewers to resent him, and some viewers to somewhat ironically love him. The latter group of viewers became the Clock Crew. While their root was in producing more trashy, dumb Flash movies for the sake of pissing people off, the Clock Crew has evolved into a talented group of artists capable of excellent, humorous flash--although some of it continues to put out intentional crap. Although the Clock Crew recognizes StrawberryClock as its leader, he is, in fact, somewhat detached and rather oblivious to the group that he formed.

"Oh, God, not another Clock Crew Flash. BLAM!"
"Dude, did you even watch the movie? It's hilarious!"
"No, all Clock Flash is fricking retarded."
"Dude!"

by VCRClock September 24, 2005

clock-a-bitch

To jump a girl or blow up her spot for doing something bad.

"My "best friend" told one of my secrets."
"You want me to clock-a-bitch for you?"
"Yeah, get her real bad"

by ILDandG February 24, 2012

clock crew

noun; A group of flash artists that often use characters with clocks as faces in their animation. Their flash movies generally are found on Newgrounds.com. They are led by their king Strawberry Clock whom is famous for his great masterpiece "B". This single piece of art has been the inspiration for many members of Newgrounds to become clocks as well as a group of clock haters and Clock haters whom are dedicated to the destruction of Clock Crew. In the wake of the Clock Crew have been groups such as the Lock Leigon.

The Clock Crew has the viewers within their grasp.

by Redneck D February 22, 2004

Clock Spider

The Clock Spider was a series of pictures being passed around certain forums. The first picture showed a normal wall clock, with some things poking out the side. In the next pictures, the photographer took the clock off the wall, and it was shown that the things were the tips of the spider's legs, and the spider was about the size of the clock, which must have covered up its entire body.

It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.

by Sendion August 20, 2003

Clock-Blocked

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock

Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!

by Cartography, the wise June 5, 2019