clever wiener

A man that knows how to use his penis. And knows how to hide a boner . A term a girl would use during fun times.

"My friend had a boner and the hot girl didn't even know, such a clever wiener.

by disturbed cake May 24, 2016

clever wiener

The ability to effectively hide a boner. Can also be used by a girl to describe a guy who is good at sex.

Girl 1: so how was it? girl 2: Great! he had quite the clever wiener.

by disturbed cake May 24, 2016

Clever Leather

When your dick is too big to fit in your pants

Went to a Clever Leather's gig, and now I've got clever leather....

by Jizzard1663 January 31, 2018

Clever girl

When you’re there, BBQ sauce on your titties, eating Dino chickie nuggies.

“Roger asked me if I wanted to be a clever girl.”
“I didn’t have anything better to do, so I said hell yeah!”

by Myfuzzymanpeach December 20, 2020

Clever

A singular piece of citrus fruit

Can I have a clever of ur orange

by Button rider March 19, 2021

Clever cracker

Person who cuts through the jargon to get to the crux of the message; a Bullshit Detector

"There's no use trying to 'blag it' when you speak to her, she'll see right through what you say - she's a real clever cracker"

by Claudette184 September 4, 2013

A stupid persons idea of a clever person

This is a common internet phrase used to describe people that use fallacies to trick unintelligent people into buying courses or following them

Steve: man I love Elon Musk, he’s the real life iron man
Todd: him? He’s a stupid persons idea of a clever person

by Impulsive June 11, 2023