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no clean up days

masturbation before hitting puberty. your body doesnt produce sperm yet so youre not shooting any semen during orgasm, hence not having to "clean up" any jizz after youre done.
I started jerking off when i was 8 years old. I enjoyed no clean up days up until i was 12 yrs old.

Goddammit, I didnt start jerking off until high school. i missed out on no clean up days.
by ronnie_e September 23, 2009
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Clean cut

A stereotypical clean cut guy has short combed hair, clean shaven face, well dressed, clean breath, & does not smoke.
Having a healthy diet & being smooth below the neck add points.

Businessmen, politicians, Mormons, & models are usually clean cut.

Metrosexual guys are the most clean cut.

Examples of the opposite of clean cut are hobos, rednecks, slobs, & sailors.
Why did a girl as gorgeous as you end up with this slob when you had 2 clean cut hansom guys that wanted you?

I dont get it, Im nice, intelligent, clean cut, why cant I get this job or get a girl?
by SlashinatorZ March 20, 2013
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wiener cleaner

I wish I could rent a female wiener cleaner for the weekend.
by the storm drains September 28, 2009
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Clean Cleans

Referring to some new or icy attire. Usually directed toward shoes.
Damn bro them kicks you're rockin are some Clean Cleans son.
by Paulg08 September 24, 2008
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clean time

clean time/ prison term for the hiatus of the last time some one gave head and swallowed.
e.g.#1 i would kiss jenny if I was you, she just walked out of the room with brent she has no clean time on her what so ever. - another classic example ,of ain"t telling were those lip have been. this term could be used to sex play people male or female. e.g#2 what kind of clan time you got on you.
by wic November 10, 2010
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Clean Shitaway

The extremely rare and highly coveted circumstance where one attempts to wipe their ass after taking a ferocious shit, however discovers that the initial pass through comes up clean.
"Lauren expected to get caught up in the bathroom for an exorbitant amount of time after eating that Mexican food, however she was delighted to find that she instead had a clean shitaway. There was zero evidence left at the scene of the crime."
by J Rizzle May 23, 2014
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clean my pipes

Reference to have "sex"
Ok honey it's time to clean my pipes
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