soccer cleaning

Cleaning up anything using only feet to do so usually by making a pile then deciding what to do with it.

My kid won't let me put them down right now and I gotta clean up, looks like I'll be soccer cleaning.

by chaibot7 October 19, 2010

cleaning out my closet

1. A song written by Eminem

"Didja listen to that Eminem song, Cleaning out my Closet?"

by Crayola's Crayon January 10, 2008

Cleaning the Musty Basement

To wipe and wash up one's Musty Basement aka dirty ass. May also apply to one's arse that has been given a cream pie.

After tapping his foot in the stall, Larry was joined by a brawny mate who pumped his arse full and left Larry Cleaning the Musty Basement when they were finished.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

cleanin' out your brush

Figuring out facts about a person by asking them semi-deep questions.

Curtis: You gonna trick or treat this Halloween?

Mike: Not sure, why?

Curtis: Just wondering...Do you like Diet Pepsi?

Mike: What is this, 20 questions?

Curtis: I'm just cleanin' out your brush, man.

by curtis' brain October 12, 2008

cleaning out the barn

1. an epic dump
2. a medical procedure which requires cleaning of the colon, i.e. colonoscopy

Man, I ran out of toilet paper last night while cleaning out the barn and I had to use my boxers.

by SmooveDog May 22, 2011

cleating

The act of eating so clean that even the extra vowels and consonants have been shredded from existence.

Man, he's been cleating for months now, he must really want to get shredded for Stereo.

by Stayfresh January 11, 2015

cleaning the shelf under the register

When you clean under a mans balls with your tongue.

What is that? Ohhhhh!!! When I was cleaning the shelf under the register

by kayomayo July 14, 2016