A very old type of music that people use to feel good about themselves because listening to classical makes them "so smart" and people who listen to rap, pop or country are "so dumb."
Person 1: "People who listen to classical music are almost as bad as k-pop stans."
Person 2: "Talk about, dude."
Person 2: "Talk about, dude."
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"Classical music" is a broad term used for music that was composed hundreds of years ago but "Classical music" fans will tell you that it is divided into 4 major eras: Renaissance, Baroque, Classical and Romantic.
Which had many famous composers like: Beethoven, Mozart, Liszt, Bach and many more.
And that is "Classical music" in a nutshell but if you want to start exploring "Classical music" then I'll try to guide you a bit
1: "Classical music" is often stereotyped as a music who is composed by old people listened by old people who complain about younger generations, but again just a stereotype and don't let anyone judge you for your likings. Music related or not.
2: start by listening to popular compositions that you probably heard a few seconds of it like fur elise by beethoven. Just listen to the whole piece And there are alot of other popular compositions that you might see in movies, bands or anime and pop culture which ill state some examples to help you start your journey.
La casa de papel (season 5): when "Berlin" was talking to his son you hear the piece Fantaisie Impromptu by Chopin.
Sabaton: one music played by the band called "The Red Baron" which has the first minute of Little fugue in G minor by Bach.
Your lie in April : one worthy mention is Ballade No.1 in G minor by Chopin which appeared in both of this anime series but you might see some spoilers for the anime so search it in caution :)
and that is it but remember: life isn't all Beethoven.
Which had many famous composers like: Beethoven, Mozart, Liszt, Bach and many more.
And that is "Classical music" in a nutshell but if you want to start exploring "Classical music" then I'll try to guide you a bit
1: "Classical music" is often stereotyped as a music who is composed by old people listened by old people who complain about younger generations, but again just a stereotype and don't let anyone judge you for your likings. Music related or not.
2: start by listening to popular compositions that you probably heard a few seconds of it like fur elise by beethoven. Just listen to the whole piece And there are alot of other popular compositions that you might see in movies, bands or anime and pop culture which ill state some examples to help you start your journey.
La casa de papel (season 5): when "Berlin" was talking to his son you hear the piece Fantaisie Impromptu by Chopin.
Sabaton: one music played by the band called "The Red Baron" which has the first minute of Little fugue in G minor by Bach.
Your lie in April : one worthy mention is Ballade No.1 in G minor by Chopin which appeared in both of this anime series but you might see some spoilers for the anime so search it in caution :)
and that is it but remember: life isn't all Beethoven.
Good example:
Friend: hey, this song seems familiar what is its?
Classical music enjoyer: it is ballade No.1 in g minor by chopin.
Friend: it seems cool, I heard it in the movie "the pianist" God the movie was heartbreaking. Can I listen to it with you?
Classical music enjoyer: sure thing!
Bad example:
Classical music worshipper: ugh what the hell are you listening to?
An intellectual: it is rap
Classical music worshipper: Rap? Don't make me laugh why you waste your time listening to these degenerates that keep talking about drugs and sex there are no other music that compares to classical music because it is the most superior of them all!
An intellectual: you are contributing to nothing to classical music. You are just fueling the stereotype and you should grow up. not because you play the first 2 notes of fur elise means that you are a much superior human being and that your shit doesn't smell. A fucking tomato has more genes than both of us then why act so high and mighty? if you want people to love classical music then don't trash on other genres because you are doing nothing but repel people from you and the community as a whole
So next time act more nicer to people around you and you might see better results.
Friend: hey, this song seems familiar what is its?
Classical music enjoyer: it is ballade No.1 in g minor by chopin.
Friend: it seems cool, I heard it in the movie "the pianist" God the movie was heartbreaking. Can I listen to it with you?
Classical music enjoyer: sure thing!
Bad example:
Classical music worshipper: ugh what the hell are you listening to?
An intellectual: it is rap
Classical music worshipper: Rap? Don't make me laugh why you waste your time listening to these degenerates that keep talking about drugs and sex there are no other music that compares to classical music because it is the most superior of them all!
An intellectual: you are contributing to nothing to classical music. You are just fueling the stereotype and you should grow up. not because you play the first 2 notes of fur elise means that you are a much superior human being and that your shit doesn't smell. A fucking tomato has more genes than both of us then why act so high and mighty? if you want people to love classical music then don't trash on other genres because you are doing nothing but repel people from you and the community as a whole
So next time act more nicer to people around you and you might see better results.
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Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!
Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!
Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
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Get the Classical Music mug.“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
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"We had a classical argument about the nature of free will in my philosophy class yesterday. It was super informative and really fun!"
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