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Clart

When you fart and your cheeks clap
Her ass is so fat, I just know it clarts
by ShrekIsMyCity June 2, 2024
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Clarted

To be under the influence of a substance, typically used when very high or inebriated.
"What the even happened last night, I was super clarted."
by Garpie Laufen July 25, 2021
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Clart and depart

The act of having sexual intercourse with an individual (clarting) then leaving (departing) soon after.
Created by the iconic queen Ruby
No, I didn’t like that 🥷 it was just a clart and depart
by Rubyjulies June 19, 2025
mugGet the Clart and departmug.

Dutty clart

The unification of the adjective dutty and the suffix of that of words such as pussyclart or bomboclaat, its not a variation of those words, so is applicable as banter but also as an insult or term of endearment, the versatility of this noun is what makes it such a fun term.
My mate Sam, he’s an absolute dutty clart

That’s a shit bill, you’re such a dutty clart
by Narsayee711 February 23, 2020
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Clarting

Clarting (Noun/ verb)

A niche slang term originating in Dutch subculture, especially from the Overijssel province.

Sexual Slang; Refers to an exaggerated sexual act where, due to intense action, bodily fluids are said to be "launched" into the air. Each airborne drop is humorously referred to as a “clart.”

Social Term; Can also be used casually to describe a meetup, gathering, or function.

Friendship Slang; “Clarter” is used as an alternative to “friend” or “mate.”

Title of Respect; In certain circles, someone with high social energy or “ultra aura goonrays” earns the suffix “-clart” to their name, symbolizing legendary status.
"it was so wild, a clart hit the ceiling!"

"We’re clarting at john’s tonight, if you want to come."

"What’s up, clarter?"

"Ever since since the group clarting he's been going by John-clart"
by cultuursniffer August 6, 2025
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Clart

Nonce, a person who nonces, known to be - Nonce.
You just went full Clart, never go full Clark. Now then Now then, Clart.
by BigGreenDildo July 22, 2021
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clarted

clarted can mean blocked, covered, congested or just too much of something.
The Motorway was all clarted up after Junction 31 because of an accident.

The tube on his hearing aid was clarted up with earwax.
by Puffsleeves July 7, 2023
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