sleeve of crackers

A metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people

I couldn't believe the sleeve of crackers waiting in line for the pre-sale Barbara Streisand tickets.

by 2535Miles July 29, 2009

crazy crackers

Someone, particularly a female, that is just fucking insane. Typically overweight, bearing over-exposed thongs. Insecurity is often characteristic.

Did you see crazy crackers today? The thong was in full effect and she was talking some crazy-ass shit.

by cruiser in the OC June 2, 2006

Chackers

Cheese + crackers. Legendary snack.

“Hey mister what am I going to eat for snack at work today?”
“Oh snap. I’m running late af and can’t even deal w this. Here, just take some chackers and have a great day!”
“Aw! I love you baby!”

by Sargent Soul Spank August 8, 2019

arse crackers

The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day

Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.

by Faisal91 November 23, 2013

moyster crackers

To eat ass with crackers

I ate the shit out of Laura Sanderson’s moyster crackers

by @laurasmith January 10, 2018

Box of Crackers

Many people of the White/Caucasian race in an elevator at one time.

Shaquan: Ayo I can't believe dat fool Mrs. Mackenzie made us go to da libary

Shawnta: I no nigga I haven't been to da libary in a minute son

Librarian: Boys, the elevator is this way.

Shaquan: Nah bitch we taken dem stairs, that elevator is a box of crackers

by gmanstation January 15, 2010

crunched my crackers

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.

Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.

by Super Steve February 25, 2020