A drug containing nicotine and tobacco, leading cancer to the lungs and therefore spreading throughout the body. Also known as cancer sticks. Not as powerful as a ciger
by Aeon_King April 27, 2006
Get the cigarettesmug. A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...
Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.
by xXdarksliderXx October 10, 2005
Get the Cigarettemug. the most gay invention in the whole world! cigarettes make u smell bad and make ur teeth and tonge yellow. once u quit u become fat and ugly. they give u cancer and make u die faster. whoever starts smoking is a fucking idiot!
kid 1: Want a some cigarettes?
kid 2: I'm straight. They make you smell bad and give you
cancer.
kid 1: You're a loser.
kid 2 puches kid 1 in the face then runs away, kid 1 chases kid 2 but cant catch up because smoking has ruined his loungs.
kid 2: I'm straight. They make you smell bad and give you
cancer.
kid 1: You're a loser.
kid 2 puches kid 1 in the face then runs away, kid 1 chases kid 2 but cant catch up because smoking has ruined his loungs.
by 192837465 September 3, 2006
Get the cigarettesmug. by Jay2daDtotheT July 9, 2009
Get the Cigarettemug. Crazy bum: "If America was the best country in the world they would ban cigarettes!!"
*walks down street*
"IF AMERICA WAS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THEY WOULD BAN CIGARETTE SALES!!"
*walks down street*
"IF AMERICA WAS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THEY WOULD BAN CIGARETTE SALES!!"
by the awful truth July 1, 2008
Get the cigarettesmug. 
A cigarette is what is smoked by either retarded people or by people who think they're cool or badass because they saw some thugs smoking in movies. However, they do provide evidence for natural selection, as those intelligent enough will not smoke while the rest will... well, kill himself like an idiot.
"Dude, I smoke like 40 cigarettes a day, I'm almost as cool as that one guy that I've seen in this old movie about cops"
"Cigarettes are bad for others as well, just kill yourself in a different way and save others the pain of smelling you on the bus or anywhere else"
"Cigarettes are bad for others as well, just kill yourself in a different way and save others the pain of smelling you on the bus or anywhere else"
by Fags are for fags November 18, 2017
Get the Cigarettemug.