A guy who always seems cool, but inside is confused about his feelings. Help him out a bit. Also, who am i kidding, Chris's are just plain awesome.
Hi Christopher
by The Chrispy Chicken August 3, 2009
Get the Christophermug. A man/women that loves and will protect anyone he/she cares for he usually is shy and might be lame but if you get to know him good enough he will change you forever and he is the right person for you if you want to be the happiest person on the earth
by Name of the names May 29, 2017
Get the Christophermug. Person 1: Did you see that kid run down the hall screaming the Pokémon Go song at the top of his lungs?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Christopher.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Christopher.
by LeafyIsNotHere November 30, 2018
Get the Christophermug. Christopher is a short, small looking fella, he hasn’t got many friends and he’s always lonely, his dad likes to heat him when he comes home.
by LigmaBigFatBalls January 18, 2020
Get the Christophermug. A Christopher is usauly a big fat pussy He hides all his feelings Until he snaps. Then when he snaps your fucked in the asshole
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by wzsrdxfcghjbkl; October 26, 2018
Get the Christophermug. by hahadulceeeee February 10, 2017
Get the christophermug. He is a fat man that cant really go a day without mcdonalds and kfc. He often skips school just to be seen at mcdonalds chugging down a double cheese burger with a ice cream,4 stacks of fries,5 chicken wings and 3 cokes. He has a higher chance of pulling his ligaments when he breathes than pulling any girls. His few benefits are his hair which looks like jabba the hut with a farmers hat and his forehead where you can fit all the double mcspicy he ate in his life. He still thinks he can talk to women if farting and nearly having a heart attck whenever you talk counts.
by madamliang May 16, 2023
Get the Christophermug.