crispy black

A person who is so black they look greasy and crispy like they just came out of a deep fryer.

Tom, did you see how crispy black April was looking this morning with all that soul glo up in her weave.

by vudar February 9, 2010

stay crispy

To be hot shit, alert and on top of everything. Only the finest can stay crispy while the masses lose it and turn soggy. You're the man! If you are crispy, then you have great swagger.

1. Hey Mike, I like what you are doing, stay crispy!

2. I'll catch you guys later, stay crispy!

by the original hot carl August 19, 2009

Chippy Slap

Forcibly preventing one from taking potato chips out of a bowl with a swift slap on the hand.

A husband reaches for a bowl of chips at a BBQ but his wife slaps his hand away.

The Chippy Slap has left the husband feeling caged and unfulfilled.

by dockthirty August 21, 2013

chippy block

When you have eaten too many chips, which therefore causes a block in your throat aka chippy block

I ate too many chips, now I've got chippy block

by Queen chip April 9, 2017

Crispy Donut

The act of inserting the head of a blowtorch into the rectum of another person, and proceeding to ignite the flame.

“Can I borrow your torch head?” “Don’t you have one?” “Yeah but I need one with an igniter trigger on it.” “Why?” “I think the next time my step-sister gets stuck in the dryer, I’m gonna give her a crispy donut.”

by trix4blow69xxx July 1, 2021

monica crispy

A weird light skin girl. But it’s a good weird. She really likes hot cheetos

Man why are you eating so many hot Cheetos your acting like a Monica crispy

by Beyonceslastnameisknowles May 28, 2018

chirpy

Cheerful, for suspicious reasons...

He was chirpy this morning, don't you think?

by Amanuet July 29, 2005