Dick cheese

Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it

If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity

Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid

by Codsod January 2, 2019

Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.

Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.

by Plurmp "Dankenstein" McFlurten November 24, 2017

cheese

A term coined by RTS gamers when a player uses non ordinary measures, often considered cheap tactics, to win the game early.

He canon rushed me on Xel Naga. What a cheese move.

by kukuboi May 22, 2011

Fromunda cheese

The warm, slimy substance that grows on your coin purse when you dont shower for a while. Usually discovered by sliding your hand between your sack and thigh, has a smell that is incredibly disgusting, yet strangely addicting

Just in case I run into some hot chicks tonight, let me see if i got some fromunda cheese goin on... OH GOD ITS HORRIBLE, better take a shower

by SlugSurprise June 22, 2008

cheese teeth

the yellowest teeth known to man

justen :"damn matt miller where you eating nacho cheese"

Matt Miller "no those are just my cheese teeth"

by shitmiller September 20, 2009

cheese tray

Just like a cheese tray, to be passed around, and everyone has a slice,meaning to be a "player" or "whore".

"Roxanne is such a cheese tray", said Veronica ashamely.

by scotti the impressionist February 9, 2015

Cheese Hoodle

When the uncut cock is all smegging out the dick cheese all around the hood.

He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.

I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020