Red Chestnut

When a man has sex with a virgin woman, or one on her period, causing blood to get on the mans penis. Before he cums he pulls out and ejaculates on her chest. The man will the rub the blood on her chest as well.
He took her virginity and gave her a red chestnut last night.
by Dick Peterman May 11, 2018
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Fathomable Chestnut

fathomable chestnut: one who is intelligent but makes irritable choices that makes them look stupid
by Larry the libster March 18, 2023
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Person 1: "Did your mom say anything when you came home late?"
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."
by dababy773 August 19, 2021
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wormy chestnut

A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.
You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)
by ledbatz November 10, 2009
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That's chestnuts!

Another phrase for "That's bogus"
"I heard the opposing team won the game last night" " Dude, that's chestnuts!"
by TheKeyDifference September 09, 2020
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Urban Chestnut

A young metrosexual male, preferably with a man-bun and/or beard who dresses fashionably. He would be into the current fads or trends and always drinks complicated beverages when dealing with coffee or alcohol.
That urban chestnut will only drink local craft beer what a loser.
by Pphafa[Phancy patns January 09, 2018
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Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."
Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!
by LooseHawgs17 November 19, 2015
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