cheesy gordita crunch 

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

cheesy gordita crunch by David October 11, 2007

Cheesy Duder 

A large dildo that has been dipped in cheese and inserted into a man's anus.

Aaron: "I shared a cheesy duder with my roommate last night."
Paul: "Whoa! Same here! Let's be fag-a-trons together!"
Aaron: "ok...but I double dip."

Cheesy Duder by CRunkJunk May 10, 2011

cheesy discharge 

A female plumbing issue.

Lizzy was walking funny until her cheesy discharge fell out. It hit the floor with a thump and rolled toward the wall. Booya! The cat ate it!

cheesy discharge by fucwad March 16, 2004

Cheesy Chips 

Found mainly in the north of England. Chips covered in cheese that melts to yummy goodness. Found mainly in Kabab houses and consumed after copious amount of beer.
Also know simply as Chips and Cheese
Can also add gravy

Dude I'm so hungry let's get some cheesy chips

Cheesy Chips by Chevvy beep beep October 26, 2013

cheesy derek 

Using Queso as a lubricant for vaginal sex

“This girl came over last night and next thing you know, I was giving her a Cheesy Derek on the couch. It was insane, bro.”

cheesy derek by Enk75 January 26, 2019

Cheesy Blasters 

You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you've got cheesy blasters!

And then all the kids would say: "Thanks, Meat Cat!", and then he flies away on his, his skateboard.

tina fey 30 rock

You've got Cheesy Blasters!

Cheesy Blasters by spicy banana. January 18, 2010

Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider 

Many mortals are familiar with The mighty Clock Spider, defeator of Limecat, who once was photographed behind a clock. Most mortals think that Clock Spider is the supreme Huntsman Spider Deity. Little do they know that another mighty Spider indeed exists and that the balance of power in the heavens is also underlined and influenced by...

THE CHEESY HOTEL PAINTING SPIDER.

With uncanny agility, the spider can flatten itself to the wall and scurry with such speed that the Earth's rotation speed at the equator increased by 0.1 Km/h to its current speed of 1,669.8 km/h.

Within minutes, global warming increased, icebergs begin to melt, and Al Gore's book sales increased by 23% causing riots in every major city in the world because if he was right about that, maybe he was also correct about Manbearpig.

Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to once and for all defeat Limecat?

Or... w Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?

The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider is know to become violent upon hearing the catchphrase "But Wait There's More" on the Ronco Showtime Stainless Steel Stamped 20-Piece Knife set infomercial.

Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider by TJGUYBRI January 17, 2010