Ched

Another word for having a short and fat penis. Similar to a choade but more severe. People named Lucas often have a ched.

Bro, did you see that ched fuck your mom last night?

Dude, what the hell that was me

Oh shit, you have a ched then, lol

by Brodywhiteenjoysanalsex May 9, 2018

Ched

Chilling in bed

I might just go ched

by Cindaa September 30, 2020

Ched ed

Ched ed lewis jones is a ched ed and bums sheep

Omg r u Lewis jones the ched ed

by Petes123 August 28, 2023

Snip Ched

to shred the back of the net with the justice of a well shot lacrosse ball

Did you see Grace snip ched in the lacrosse game last night? Girl's got an arm!

by mollylax15 April 29, 2013

Ched-Hole

When you k-hole off ched/dope/weed/spiff/grass/pot/marijuana

“Man, I got so chedded last night I went into a ched-hole”
“Wow dude, ched-holes are class”

by Papercutsurvivors101 December 14, 2018

power ched

Ched is UK slang for cannabis - derived from the word Cheddar/cheese.
Power means that it’s “strong” or “potent”

Me: That’s some power ched lad
Sean: I know lad I’m seeing fairies

by filip0183 April 4, 2020

Ched

Used to describe the hair on the back of your head.

Jabob "man Henry has some hot ched back there"
Jack "i wish I had nice ched"

by Penguinthepluto November 6, 2019