heterosexual

A normal human being who likes to have sex with the opposite gender.

by str8 4 life March 7, 2003

Heterosexual-Male

A male sexually interested in women (plural).

Q: That guy wants to have 2 girlfriends, does that make him a chauvinist?

A: No, it just means that he is a Heterosexual-Male.

credit: Johnny Soporno

by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 26, 2017

Bi-Poly-Heterosexual

Kinda gay, but really gay, but actually no homo

We are all Bi-Poly-Heterosexual for the homies

by PogManTommy February 22, 2021

heterosexual lifemate

Your closest platonic friend.

Chris and Johnny B are always together.
But that's cool.
They are heterosexual lifemates.

by IceIceBurghy March 16, 2009

fragile heterosexuality

when an individual is so close minded that they believe any and every gay person is attracted to them.

not even attractive person: oh, you’re gay? just don’t get a crush on me lmao
gay person: your fragile heterosexuality is showing

by heartica September 8, 2019

Meterosexual Magikarp

One who's hindquarters may sway more freely then most.

Courtney: Jay is such A MeteroSexual Magikarp.
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...

by Lyfial April 12, 2009

anti-heterosexual

Type: Adjective

The politically correct way of describing something as "negatively gay," also meaning, but not limited to:

1. stupid;

2. dumb;

3. not Karta;

4. going against all things that are cool;

5. going against all the teachings of Kooch.

Anti-heterosexualism may be used to describe diseases, but it is not advised.

If your reaction to "curing a ham" is "OMG you guys the ham is sick?" then you may be anti-heterosexual.

"That is so anti-heterosexual."

"That shirt he is wearing is very anti-heterosexual."

"I can't believe she's dating her. That's seriously anti-heterosexual."

by prankmaster July 31, 2005